{Tuesday Thoughts} Anyone have a magic wand?

The weather is getting nicer here and I am finally back to pre-baby weight! Woop woop! The only thing I am hating about beach weather is my dreaded stretch marks! I don't have them on my stomach (whew) but all over my thighs...down past my knees! (I know, some have it way worse but I'm still complaining) Small price to pay for having my beautiful Bug, but I still don't like them...at all! 

Does anyone know how to make them go away?! I have tried some lotions but nothing has worked. One thing that did make me feel better was the Jergens Natural Glow since being a little tan made them less visible (and I refuse to go into a tanning bed or pay for someone to spraypaint me). 

I'd hate to spend $40 for a small bottle of cream claiming to make them go away. Has anyone tried this or know of anything that has helped you?